thetyrannosaur:

maxwellkattermann:

wingdingle:

shutthedirk:

attention to all dashcon attendees

someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag

stay out of the ballpit

there are people who think this is a joke

this is not a joke

please stay out of the ballpit for the safety of your health

Ancient scribes detailing horrible events

bisexual-bifurcations:

freeshavacado:

Okay but true

the fact that I KNOW I’ve got mutuals here from the very beginning of time but I can’t for the life of me remember most of y’all 

marisatomay:

babygirl you would not believe the superiority complex me and the other never left tumblr homies have right now

computationalcalculator:

langernameohnebedeutung:

langernameohnebedeutung:

German students writing in English: I will spent the next 30 minutes trying to find an elegant English equivalent to this very complex German word 

German scholars writing in English: *takes the German word, puts it in italics and never explains its meaning because Now you! Anglophone Reader! Are the fucking Moron Who Doesn’t Know what Gleichgewichtsrückverschiebung means! How dare you read my book??*

You know. The Gesamtkunstwerk.

:

readingcomprehensionquestions:

cryptid-sighting:

micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

Hard to believe that we’re living in a situation where it’s extremely plausible that tumblr outlasts twitter

“I returned, and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, not the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but time and chance happeneth to them all.”

1. Who is the second user quoting?
2. Do you think Tumblr will outlive Twitter? What other sites do you think Tumblr will outlive?
3. SOCIAL MEDIA SITUATION: Where do you think most of the twitter users will go after Twitter shuts down? Please write a 5 paragraph essay with cited sources.

this blog gives me anxiety like what if I answer wrong

1617:

imagine falling in love and it works out for the rest of your life

blusoldier:

sailorbrazil:

would you free this beast knowing it could cost your life?

Eating fruit is okay

oneseriouslycoolguy:

greatjaggi:

centuhpede:

source?

this

That banana is holding her hostage

bakwaaas:

I think you carry the people you’ve loved with you forever, not in a ‘you can never get over them’ way but more like loving them changed you and it meant something and you have to make peace with that